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Software Developer at @Lufthansa. I do the impossible in C# and JavaScript, sometimes at the same time! Also married to the amazing @MathnSkating. Opinions mine

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@josefajardo it's all in chat history :) and a lot of it will end up in blog posts @josefajardo today has been a really fun day in there!
how is “naming and shaming slow-to-update Android vendors” different from “making a list of Android vendors”
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @explanoit they have them, it's called kill kill killPeople expect all open source projects to provide the same level of support and maintenance as enterprise software, but for a 100% discount.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardEverything about .NET's GC on tomorrow's live chat at 1pm ET with Maoni Stephens:
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @terrajobst that's why you have it so you can get text in multiple ways :) @terrajobst @davidfowl I'm SORRY! :) @RealDarrenCohen can I come too? make it a reunion episode? :) @surfacegeeks @mccabeio @jwiskowskiThe public perception of AI has been shaped by Hollywood because not enough people read SF
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThis build has the fix for the battery life and heat issues folks were seeing on some devices.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @donasarkar I'll be away this weekend :( @marieclaire @shapeways @penguinrandom“There’s one thing that never helps people with depression: telling them that exercise will help.” via @ESTBLSHMNT
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThe universe delivered this to me today. Appropriate.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIs that @edbott on the pillow in the background of where @maryjofoley is?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englardseriously, there are tools to get information out of a PDF into a spreadsheet without copy and paste!
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWhen I come across people suggesting things that it would be helpful for computers to do and the feature has been in Office ~5 years
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Nick_Craver @dotMorten personally I just scare @terrajobst with what I'm doing to get around stuff @getwired @RealDarrenCohen @DrPizza I did say "hope" @doomquasar @pkollar just for that I'm not telling you all about the Casper ads in NY Penn :) @getwired @RealDarrenCohen @DrPizza So I think they're hoping to replace them with 10 Mobile @terrajobst I'm now refreshing the .NET Blog every five minutes waiting for this! @pkollar @doomquasar even better is I think I know that intern! @getwired @RealDarrenCohen @DrPizza Mobile 5-6.5 is still there... @RealDarrenCohen @DrPizza I think "enterprise smartphones" really means "smartphones being used as embedded devices".@Shmuelie As humans we fight for control and latch on to what ever we can (whether real or illusory)
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @i3arnon true, but was just thinking about it. Would be an interesting comparison to current methodWhy do developers fight so much over text formats? @i3arnon pretty much. Having a WebApi like experience but using Dataflow as the middlewareI really am saddened/concerned that this principle’s being forgotten. It’s a crucial part of how the web is built.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @terrajobst wait, WHAT?!?!? So we're going to go back to exposing AppDomain?!?!? @WinObs what does EUC stand for?Did anyone else with a #Windows mobile device notice it still works today? Weird... #Windows10 #UWP
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard.@i3arnon what you think of building a WebAPI "replacement" using Dataflow? @terrajobst what's the plan for replacing AppDomain.*Resolve events?Instead of bashing the tools people use to do their jobs, try asking about what they enjoy or don’t enjoy about that tool.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI was there. The rumors that Sinofsky tried to kill .NET were exaggerated and yes, many mistakes were made by us too
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardWhy oh why does @adobe Reader require me to restart my entire computer after an update?
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardThey will have to pry my Lumia Icon from my cold dead hands! @gcaughey coming from the guy who at one point ran 4 anti-malware programs on his computer... go for it!Anyone else see ths irony that wirecutter voted @smartthings hub #1, when it doesn't work without wire to internet?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @noopkat ok :) can't wait to see :)For those predicting the end of MSFT's phone business, you might want to recall that they weren't in the laptop/tablet business 4 years ago
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @noopkat You don't get to post that with no picture! :) @davidfowl @migueldeicaza if I want .NET in PE yes @terrajobst I've always loved brain storming with the people at @xamarinhq @geekgirlweb great!
@noopkat Same here, and that's with me using the less accurate but more well known name! @codinghorror I just have the primary 48 port switch under my desk :) @geekgirlweb would you do freelance for personal projects? And not for free :)Dear Friends: I’m currently seeking freelance/contract front-end web development work and would appreciate any leads! RTs = 💗 (1/2)
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Shmuelie @marypcbuk @sbisson Most US cards not being issued with PIN. Even abroad, we still must sign. Someday.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardIf Mel Brooks made a joke about a bad password *30 years ago*, and your service STILL ALLOWS IT, feel ashamed.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @marypcbuk @sbisson Maybe I'm just unlucky. But my Bank still isn't EMV and Costco Gas won't take my EMV card @marypcbuk true but sadly can't use that in many places here in the US :(I don't understand why more orgs don't do this, and why it's taken so long. Why is '123456' ok in 2016?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @troyhunt I want 2FA for my debit/credit cards :)many thought it would stop when HP companies outnumbered humans. that happened in 2021.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @RealDarrenCohen I really hope they don't do that. I like my Spectre @RealDarrenCohen at the rate they're going there won't be an HP! @marypcbuk on a mobile device I may want to push more to server for example @marypcbuk honestly neither is "nicer" to dev really, but depending on how heavy or light I want the client is more important @marypcbuk I meant dev context. Web? Desktop? Mobile? @marypcbuk context?Non-generic TaskCompletionSource would be useful... but until then TaskCompletionSource<bool> is simpler and smaller
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @sbisson @marypcbuk Works for me! Though this is Microsoft so it's got to be ".NET Edgebook Mini for Professionals" :) @marypcbuk I want it on EVERYTHING! Desktops and Laptops too! It's like a Chrome book but 1000 times better!I still want Windows RT! #MakeWindowsRTGreatAgain @TheRomit I've been trying too!"Windows 10 forces itself upon me"
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @TheRomit having come late to the "party" what started all this?We're doing a story on the design & evolution of loss prevention. Anyone work in that field can give us some insight/access to command room?
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @terrajobst Just for that I have no choice but to remind you of ROTOR!
The missing link…
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @terrajobst now I know you're just being a troll :) @terrajobst O_O it's a sonic screwdriver! #whovian @terrajobst there, now all my profile pictures match, happy?.@haacked what do I have to do to get @github notifications in Windows 10? @terrajobst I keep meaning to add content to the docs... but then this happens... @terrajobst Hey, I'm the one writing code that should not exist :) @WinObs I've been having that exact problem @terrajobst I think all you're going to do from now on is write blog posts :) @shanselman people are talking about Android multitasking like it's a revelation. We're basically rebuilding laptops from the ground up.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard'You can't replace the internal HD on the XB1' (said 1% of users who want to hook up expensive SSD) Me: hooks up 5TB USB3 drive for $120
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardI have created a HoloDevelopers @SlackHQ Team. If you're a @hololens developer/enthusaist, send a DM with your email address for an invite.
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardDear Hotmail: If I get a mail "from" myself that I didn't send, that's a pretty good clue that it's a phish.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @Spacekatgal All's fair in love, war, and beating the gameayyy
Retweeted by Shmueli EnglardUpdating a tablet to Android N to get "split screen multitasking." So, exactly Windows 8 behavior. And no one mentions it in the press. OK.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @joonaslehtinen @BrendanEich WSL? yeah. I can't wait till I have it on my work machine! @DrPizza currently no (at least to my understanding)1.Not leaving my room 2.Not leaving the house 3.Missing someone's birthday party My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @arebee I've been thinking the same exact thingSurprised about the lack of commentary invoking JDK licensing issue or Microsoft J# when talking about Google and Android. 1/2
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard#serverless #RickAsAservice
Retweeted by Shmueli Englard @BrendanEich SurfaceBook with Windows 10 with WSL? :) @i3arnon currently trying to implement a "ProcessPool" on top of it @i3arnon I believe it! @SampsonMSFT @bing it's the wrong shape :) @i3arnon Weirdly enough I just found Dataflow and it is saving me so much time!