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"you don't need to find out you're dying, to start living" Incredible guy. Prayers to Zach's family. Please share http://t.co/4mJy6BkR5D
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My heart is breaking for these parents and families that lost children and loved ones today in OKC. Praying for Oklahoma City.@flowdaddymoyse @LindsayLuvDavis then your stomach would have no soul. And easily burn when you have shirt off parties.@thelukerodgers @AaronRodgers12 I had no idea Mucho Man Randy Savage played baseball https://t.co/kGv2sawUes via @darrenrovell
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@flowdaddymoyse @LindsayLuvDavis just think if a ginger had a ginger ale six pack taped to his stomach...ginger on ginger. Mind grenade.@flowdaddymoyse @thelukerodgers that's not all that special, tweet me when you get two liters on there http://t.co/t3n0Y2EfSG
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@flowdaddymoyse @LindsayLuvDavis so let's get this straight...it's something like this?? http://t.co/7ju1XciWIM@LindsayLuvDavis so sweaty six packs?? When can expect the Flowdaddy @flowdaddymoyse calendar 2013?? Shirley temples anyone?@flowdaddymoyse @LindsayLuvDavis or what if you got economical and put 2-liters on your stomachs? Like with a belt or homemade pulley system@flowdaddymoyse @LindsayLuvDavis what if you want to get a 12 or a 24 pack, like say your having a party or your friends are really thirsty?

@justinbrighten zombie Bones.Congrats to all college grads! Now get off Twitter, Facebook, etc & go meet & talk to real people. It's a who you know world. Be extroverted
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson #inspiration
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@flowdaddymoyse obviously. Thank God we have our priorities straight. #Stachebros #flowunstoppable@flowdaddymoyse sounds good to me.@flowdaddymoyse me too brother. It's on! I want to watch some hockey.@flowdaddymoyse yeah buddy!@jazboon @JoseCanseco oh yeah I know those guys...always down at the VFW playing parcheesi.“@JoseCanseco: I would like to golf tomorrow with roger, nolan, and akeem the dream. set it up”//@thelukerodgers u can set this up, right?
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@Proplays @ErinMcBriar @CalebBarber6 perhaps The Loon??Next week. Pencil it in. RT @flowdaddymoyse: Still waiting on my mullet... Still @thelukerodgersWatching Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade. The take away from this film is never trust a woman to pick the cup of Christ for you. Rule #1.
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@JasonDDay RT @omgthatspunny: The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified.Lame-o Todd. RT @ttimmons09: Apparently I suck because I have not seen 3 Ninjas. My roommate thinks of me differently. Never heard of it.Hahaha no moreee-ay eel. She looks hungry. RT @LindsayLuvDavis: @thelukerodgers Tina. http://t.co/CmAb0drlMI

On the forefront of your mind should be "How can I be a blessing?" not "How can I get blessed?"
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Dr Marvin is so jaded. #whataboutbob #deaththerapy #donthasslemeimlocalDoctor! Leo! Marvin! RT @ryan_zachary: There are two types of people in this world... Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't.I'm holding out for Salvatore. RT @CoryFerrier1: @thelukerodgers do you know where I could get a Joey Crawford jersey and / or bobblehead?The NBA is way over officiated. We shouldn't know the names of any officials and sadly they make themselves central figures. #soft@LindsayLuvDavis let's go find these!@David_Boreanaz happy birthday my friend! Still need to connect one of these days in LA. Hope this is the best one yet!!@LindsayLuvDavis RT @Earth_Pics: Glowing waves - The product of tiny marine life-forms, Vaadhoo Island, Maldives. http://t.co/4GyhLFKCy5If you're not laughing you picked the wrong friends. #enjoylife
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@EugeneEmeralds @MiLB @JeffMauro @EugeneEatsCom @THoffman51 I'm in. That looks amazing. Paired with bourbon??@jasonjwilde I co-sign. Although we've yet to have that aforementioned adult beverage and discuss ambiguity and sarcasm.No offense to @thelukerodgers, @AaronRodgers12 or @JRodgers11, but @paulajwilde and I agree: Most impressive person in that family is Darla.
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90 min of hoops w/@thelukerodgers. Once I get my legs we'll be the Shaq/Kobe of Solana Beach. For now, though, I'm in need of a walker
Retweeted by Luke RodgersYou cannot become wise if you are afraid to make mistakes, for mistakes are stepping stones towards understanding.
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@LindsayLuvDavis Russian over to see it.Absolutely. @lovedoes RT @timmy_deaton: @thelukerodgers All Gas, No Brake !!!Also-- Ben don't brake. He just won't brake for anything.Bend, don't break.A group of unicorns is called a "blessing."
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@thelukerodgers Can you confirm with the @USDAFSA that you have been waiting a year for your signature edition salsa due to shipping issues?
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Wow. Thanks to @maccfund for a special night, the kids for inspiring us, donors for their generosity, and the HOPE that keeps us pressing on
Retweeted by Luke RodgersA path without adversity does not yield a leader worthy of success #motivated
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@ipetersellers jaded.This. RT @EugeneCho: Another Monday. Another week. A new week. A new opportunity. Remember: You don't have to. You get to. Life is a gift.Another Monday. Another week. A new week. A new opportunity. Remember: You don't have to. You get to. Life is a gift.
Retweeted by Luke RodgersJust sent out a work email that said "dem boobies tho"
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers"'I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of." Louis CK to his bored kids.
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@LindsayLuvDavis this is a daily struggle of mine. Manly lumberjack problems. Shirts disappearing. Amazing musk. Eagle taming.hate when I'm on a mountaintop w a golden axe trying2chop wood shirtless&my moustache gets caught on the dreams of an eagle"@thelukerodgers
Retweeted by Luke RodgersWORD TO YOUR MOTHER ! - happy Mother's Day !
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It won't be our titles and status we're remembered for, it will be our love. @lovedoes
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@BrandoNovack sorry Brandon not this year.@thelukerodgers we'll take 10 of these please #phoenixweddingstyle http://t.co/cKjuZFZKAF
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@AdamRussell36 need to hear this...what she say?💩ing? RT @AdamRussell36: @thelukerodgers 105 yr old woman in Texas was asked what the secret to a long life is? Can you guess what she said@Aaron_Nagler touché. Travesty.

my gym is the louvre of bad wolf tattoos
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Heaven's hoping we'll be more interested in giving away love today than holding on to hurt @lovedoes
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@michaeldeel mitchy the kid!It's funny watching Mitch watch the E-trade commercial. It's a giant baby laughing at a tiny baby
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@thelukerodgers never have I felt more like you and Nancy Botwin (Weeds) at the same time. @starbucks #1/2offfrap http://t.co/vnU3ShHpis
Retweeted by Luke RodgersRed Wings rookie @Rozi3B1rd kind of looks like @thelukerodgers & Liam Hemsworth...hmm, good addition I'd say ;)
Retweeted by Luke RodgersAka carne asada mi bonita. RT @LindsayLuvDavis: @thelukerodgers aka tacos right now.Hey dad berating his son at this T-ball game, you know there's a .07% chance he'll go pro right? You're yelling at a software developer.”
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@AdamRussell36 I'll be your Lando Calrissian.May the 4th be with you! Get to see some good Star Wars costumes tonight. Probably not better than mine though. http://t.co/qwUnkvgWlH
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Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly?-Freida Kahlo
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@thelukerodgers @LindsayLuvDavis I write hundreds in the nude just before I leave for home. Make the day feel complete.
Retweeted by Luke RodgersOn average, humans fart about once per hour.
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@LindsayLuvDavis @coreybrosius RT @UberFacts: On average, humans fart about once per hour.

@SalMasekela was just saying the same thing.@JasonDDay it's like watching us play in La Jolla men's league.@lanceallan you had me at Vlade.Curry is en fuego. #mansgameCurry is ripping it. Wouldn't you say @YogiRoth??@trevorbishop should let your boss and corporate follow you. Then change your bio to "all tweets reflect the opinions of my employer".@lanceallan I was thinking that. When he's healthy he can play. Watching him run is how I imagine I look running...a little painful...@trevorbishop aggressive.Andrew Bogut is playing inspired tonight. Beard power unleashed.And here’s your PICK of the night http://t.co/msFR1asOJ8 (via @Everybody_Hits, @Notorious_PAG)
Retweeted by Luke RodgersI just made eye contact with a coyote. So my weird & magical week of interaction with the natural world didn't end with fighting donkeys...I think Nate Robinson has earned himself a raise.@blakemharris I like to hope people have a sense of humor. I think I'm more worried to visit a zoo and have offended giraffes after me.If giraffes disguised themselves to covertly infiltrate humanity they'd look like Brook Lopez.Man. Imagine the locker room if MJ were playing now & you told him dudes were sitting out a playoff game because they were sick.
Retweeted by Luke RodgersThat awkward moment when you're shooting a flaming arrow at a funeral pyre boat and accidentally hit a swan.
Retweeted by Luke RodgersAll of mine. Naked truth. RT @LindsayLuvDavis: How many important business emails do you think are written in the nude?

We're all hypocrites. We all judge others. We aren't perfect. Work on being a better person instead of telling someone they are worse.
Retweeted by Luke RodgersAll of the other donkeys were also watching the fight. It was like nature's version of HBO PPV...and driving by I was getting pirate cable.@TCrabtree83 preach it.Hindsight is always 20/20. Well done. RT @TheBobBecker: @thelukerodgers did you yell "stop fighting you asses!"?I just saw two donkeys fighting on the side of the road. Real donkeys. Also known as 'fighting burros'. Can't make this stuff up. Unreal.Why do people spend so much energy judging others? Put that energy into something positive. Not to tear others down. #serioustweetings
Retweeted by Luke Rodgers@LindsayLuvDavis @Vanilla_Skyler ummm yeah I cried real man tears. That cute little china girl broke her legs off!! Where is the sympathy!