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@somsenite did your dad not love you enough Cory?@somsenite try harder@somsenite there's nothing genuine about you@somsenite you're a phony!@somsenite so you're not original?@somsenite did you come up with that by yourself Cory?@somsenite more like the minister of uncool!@somsenite faggot!@somsenite cum to emmas@somsenite where are you?@somsenite fuck you man@somsenite FUCK YOU CORY!

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Retweeted by bearflash#hortonville RT: @packers: Thank you to our great waitresses at the Black Otter Supper Club: http://t.co/f6OresRDsb #TailgateTour@Aaron_Nagler @JasonBelzer don't follow the link to the guardian article, comments devolve into a RL vs RU debate.Once Yahoo buys Tumblr everyone will have to drive into the office to post their porn on Tumblr. Sorry, company policy.
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@codinghorror the worst part is they just retype out those ecards on facebook or old jokes from standup peopleI did it... YES YES YES!!!
Retweeted by bearflash@elwood16 haha oh ok, yea he is struggling@elwood16 is that a tpb reference?#classy RT @MichalskiNick ex-Packers WR Jennings to toss ceremonial pitch at Target Field May 29 with Brewers & their fans in town.Pippen > Shaq #neverforget@leestarr4 CORY!!!!!!!!!!@kobebryant @shaq He had pippen, same difference@somsenite @fatassets @leestarr4 @AztecWarrior83 Well obviously we'll be seeing that one Cory@somsenite @fatassets @leestarr4 @AztecWarrior83 That sounds like a redbox movie@fatassets @leestarr4 @somsenite @AztecWarrior83 That's lying Ray!@somsensneighbor with a message in blood scratched across his bare chest "Love you Tuna"@somsenite @fatassets @leestarr4 @AztecWarrior83 insidious is dumb@fatassets @leestarr4 @somsenite @AztecWarrior83 A good movie like after earth! Will Smith is the greatest actor of our generation!@somsenite @AztecWarrior83 @leestarr4 @fatassets let's go see a cool movie though Cory@CRM_Stephen proud of you!@somsensroommate are pants required?@CRM_Stephen Most of those monstrous hit guys usually concuss themselves out of the sport, no pads = smarter tackles usuallyYou're welcome America http://t.co/TptZEuemp0@AztecWarrior83 he got pissed off at me, saying Oh, you kidnapped me. It wasn't kidnapping, I'm gonna call him a male prostitute@AztecWarrior83 Hotel Security! This man's drunk as fuck, he's on drugs, he's a male prostitute. I'm gonna escort him out of here!@AztecWarrior83 http://t.co/6WY3mpO7Wc@AztecWarrior83 It's on par, I'd say wagon wheel is worse only because it's been played more often lately@AztecWarrior83 http://t.co/1nbCwoauin@AztecWarrior83 landslide is the shittiest of all the songs!"Haha ok Bono, settle down"@MensHealthMag @aztecwarrior83 I am 100% the opposite of 5 of those things, my dick is broken

We need to start a bar and grill where everything has the option of coming with green chili@mherman89 crazy fucker, slangin drinks. Hard to trust a lefty bartender though@mherman89 say hi to Geoff Jenkins for me

@1man_whore Though nowadays he may need a credit card to ride on his mythical trainsThe Carl being turned into an elf so that he can play music for a furries party is probably one of the weirder aqua teens@philretardo @1man_whore @AztecWarrior83 @pofGrande I HAVE THE PISS CONCH!@1man_whore @philretardo @AztecWarrior83 @pofGrande The perfect pissing scenario!@AztecWarrior83 @1man_whore @pofGrande What kind of animal would piss themselves?@1man_whore @pofGrande It can't go bad! It's just booze!@pofGrande @1man_whore Cory loves throwing things, footballs, chairs@1man_whore @pofGrande It depends on how many cases of miller lite I buy him@1man_whore @pofGrande Cory has a cannon for an arm!@1man_whore @pofGrande Cory is full time QB!@WhitlockJason @Quinnington one of my favorite wolverines qb to watch, he had some speed before that knee blew outBat flip, point to the sky, point to the dugout ... all for a pop fly. this is just so glorious http://t.co/Vndi1NxG0q
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Retweeted by bearflash@AztecWarrior83 @pricasso @leestarr4 He could be shooting fire out of his mouth at the dragon@dwalsh76 @drewmagary @AlexTallitsch There's about a 90 to 95% level of truthiness in that article. Good stuff@AztecWarrior83 @pricasso @leestarr4 we have multiple investors!@leestarr4 @AztecWarrior83 I shouldn't be allowed around red bullHello @pricasso I'd like to commission a painting of my friend @leestarr4 fighting a dragon. Thank you.@leestarr4 @AztecWarrior83 looks a little similar to your facebook likes@AztecWarrior83 Let me go home and get my detective hat!@AztecWarrior83 confirmed: jalapeno@AztecWarrior83 that might be a possibility@AztecWarrior83 some sort of jalapeno?An animated cat should never be telling an 8 year old boy to "Make it rain" whilst shooting projectiles into his dads mouth

@AztecWarrior83 beef is betterBeefeater is the greatest gin you can buy in a normal bar@AztecWarrior83 @leestarr4 he has nothing to hold him back now@AztecWarrior83 @leestarr4 Lee's tears prove how much he cares!@AztecWarrior83 @leestarr4 they seem a little downThere's a lot of women at Emma's for a Tuesday night, for any night really. Lotta artsy ones too, where's @leestarr4?"I'm not trying to save the world" no, just bore it to death with your dietician majorYes, the learning you will have just gained is that if you had listened to me, you'd have wasted no time or money, tough luck"Let's just chalk this up to a learning experience"Think I just got an email that insinuated they didn't want to pay me for time I spent working on an animated GIF I told them wouldn't work@leestarr4 This guy is fucking priceless and the "owner" of this agency. I will end himEmailing me at 4:30 to tell me he needs something done by tomorrow morning will usually do that thoughAnnnnd I've officially stopped giving a shit about what this guy thinks of me, let the snide emails commence.@leestarr4 want me to bring you some ice cream buddy?@Kroost @SpencerTalks gonna be some interesting bronze statues in front of the new stadium@ramboseagulling OUT OF OUR WAY!@Kroost @SpencerTalks 3/5@SpencerTalks @Kroost Agreed, 38 other states can't be wrong@Kroost the new stadium design@Kroost @SpencerTalks You seen that thing though? Giant church with all those glass windows, looks pretty bad ass. Totally worth it@ramboseagulling Actually! It's very much a USA thing, it's the wrong thing to do, but the American government has loved those laws@SpencerTalks @Kroost Just have them pay for the funerals, too many people on this planet already@Kroost #asianfemaledrivers@Kroost it's easier to demonize and point fingers than actually admit not everyone should be able to drive@Kroost I'm at a flat .15 for life@Kroost How many of those accidents happen because they person is impaired and just shitty at driving?@TedgeEBear @cnnbrk Those MADD fuckers sure know how to do that@leestarr4 he was my angel!!!!!!!They want your name in the paper for finger pointing in their witch hunt because you aren't some insane puritan or mormonIf you're over .1 you are probably too drunk to drive. But .08 or .05? They won't be happy till everyone is condemned as a drunk driver