Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeConcussions are no joke guys. I understand Miss Utah was trying to be brave and tough, but you have to know when to take yourself out.@Deadspin @drewmagary This is hilarious yet so true.
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Congrats to @tonyiommi @GZRMusic @OfficialOzzy @OfficialSabbath on the #1 album. Nice for the band & great for metal & rock in general!
Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeConcussions are no joke guys. I understand Miss Utah was trying to be brave and tough, but you have to know when to take yourself out.@Deadspin @drewmagary This is hilarious yet so true.
Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeConcussions are no joke guys. I understand Miss Utah was trying to be brave and tough, but you have to know when to take yourself out.@Deadspin @drewmagary This is hilarious yet so true.
6/17
2013
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I'll never forget Vladimir Putin running down the sideline for that touchdown in Super Bowl XXXIX.My kids weren't really any nicer to me today.
6/16
2013
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@ztbenedict my facial hair has been gone for months :(True story: I saw Jaromir Jagr score a goal at Civic Arena in 1995.My wife gave birth to a baby girl in April of 2012.Im about to spend some quality time with my family today, so could you guys stop tweeting?@Aaron_Nagler Welp@michaelkosta Terrific!
6/15
2013
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. @tombrokaw More like Tom 'Broke-Jaw' if i catch you peeking into my windows again!man have you guys seen the THE WIRE tv show?? Wow highly recommend you watch it#@BlaqIce18 @Aaron_Nagler Probably not. Just what i heard.@Aaron_Nagler Heard the one a few years ago was better. Don't say i didn't warn you.This is what "rock bottom" looks like for a one year old. http://t.co/WjcdmlqGkXEven if one of my kids becomes a serial killer, that won't disappoint me nearly as much as those sequels to 'The Matrix' did.@ZMiller86 haaaaaa!! Love it#PS4 is the overwhelming winner in that poll. Also, i am eating half a leftover enchilada.@robdelaney Only way to confirm this is with a Vine. Actually, that won't confirm the smell, but it'll show ur penis to the internet.So what will it be guys and gals: #PS4 or #XBOXone?Training with Superbowl Champion @TCrabtree83 http://t.co/LgngQVwyU0 #dienoobs
Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeFACT: If you look into the wrong end of binoculars, things appear far away. Also you look like a massive idiot if you try it.There are some really funny people on the internet.
Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeFACT: If you look into the wrong end of binoculars, things appear far away. Also you look like a massive idiot if you try it.There are some really funny people on the internet.
6/14
2013
2013
@UncleDynamite #too #soonSunset http://t.co/vYIbDp9OpDWhat if the Breaking Bad finale ends with them all in a jail cell? That would be a pretty cool ending for a TV show...@cincysportsart They are pure gluten@irbe41 congratulations @GVR64, you're the fattest kid at camp@m_widmeier num num num@fart look man;, there is a minimum wage in this country: you cant just force someone to work for free. Follow laws or get #hackedHey people who say, "Oh, i'll eat anything on my pizza. I'm not picky." How bout shards o glass and kitten toe pizza?My mom just mentioned a new Alice In Chains song she likes. So that's pretty neat.@dj45williams I don't remember all those guys looking so chubbyTwo thumbs up for 'World War Z'!About to check out 'World War Z'! Nice final day of mini camp. #bradpitt #zombies #sports
6/13
2013
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@StacyOatman Are they? I had no idea.@brendohare dude we party so #hardI went to bed at 9pm last night and also i eat Tums chewables
6/12
2013
2013
Have you guys seen the new trailer for @deadnoobs? Help us hit 5,000 views in 24 hours (SO CLOSE): http://t.co/vqd9zBZXVi #deadnoobs
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Retweeted by Tom Crabtree
6/11
2013
2013
I found a neat new way to get me out of a hot tub tonight: have my daughter poop in it.Every morning when my alarm goes off, I think "This is the worst thing that has EVER happened."
Retweeted by Tom Crabtree
Retweeted by Tom Crabtree
6/10
2013
2013
Lizards are fun. http://t.co/DGnwGeA2p3Score more points than the Spurs.
RT @SportsCenter: What do YOU think the Heat need to do to win Game 2? Let us know using #Game2Keys
6/9
2013
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Let the record show i am going to bed at 12:26 am 6/9/13.@jeffron01 lol did u just google that?@GregEid Because ur avatar is ADORABLE and i'll probably copy it with my kiddos!@TCrabtree83 ur battery is almost dead bro
Retweeted by Tom Crabtree@irbe41 @ChrisWarcraft well played. #timetravelREALLY excited about this new follower, guys. http://t.co/AnjBYSzaDI@ChrisWarcraft sidenote: apparently ALL of your followers are on http://t.co/CXoGQlyUPS at midnight on a saturday. #thanksforthefollowers@fart prodigalsam #@ChrisWarcraft please stop tweeting such awesomeness bc if i keep fav'ing ur tweets, u might get creeped outbet that hockey guy is at Applebees tomorrow like, " hey, no big deal but i just WON THE CONFERENCE FINALS WITH A SICK GOAL!!!!!". @ChrisWarcraft Shit u are handsome AND a gentleman! #FF #thebest #FOLLOWHIM #MORTALKOMBATLet's not be selfish 'Hawks and 'Ings; take this thing to 27 #overtimes and give the #fans what they want! #fans #nhl @MLB@TCrabtree83 #googlemaps, #hashtagyahoo, #patriot
Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeLook, I'm all about havin fun and joshin around; but guys this is the internet. Ok?@ChrisWarcraft Ur darn right friendo. They sent me some email apologizing. But i shrugged it off. Too late bc im taking them down! #verizon@WizardJules for realz. Im from cbus@ChrisWarcraft This isn't the time to joke on here. Got it pal? Twitter is a serious website with #business adults.@OMGeno_ CBJ@Brock___Rocks well thank you, kind sir!@ztbenedict some Times,OT playoff hockey is so damn cool.@JP_Wright yep@tampabay33 Not about where I'm sittin. About where the TEAM is sitting!I'd be pissed and tell him to go make a Foo album NAAAAOOOWWW!!!
RT @HayleyElwood: @TCrabtree83 What if #DaveGrohl had an agency?It took 43 seconds for an NFL reporter to think the Jay Z tweet was serious.I've decided to turn down Jay-Z's offer to have his agency represent me. Thanks but no thanks Jay. #respect@GBBZach Yeah for sure.@Pucksandstones Valid point.@GBBZach Not really. It's because Nirvana were much bigger. And his actually death was a couple weeks before the date they found him.Drugs suck. Layne Staley was amazing.@Barto_Deluxo so sad@AZSherman2 Congrats on a great year and finish at the state meet!Im so proud to be a Bulldog. We have been an athletic power house all year! #BCNation
Retweeted by Tom Crabtree@IAmJason_D @qotsa Delicious@craig3010 I got the digitalMad Season's "Live at the Moore" on Palladia right now? Yes please. And thank you.@ChrisWarcraft "Here lies Chris. Who somehow managed to die twice in one night."@ChrisWarcraft "Here lies Chris..."@Vince_EGSports And not sure if i missed any other boys or girls track updates for BC at state. Been keeping an eye on Alex though.@Vince_EGSports Great day for the Bulldogs! Baseball state runner-up, softball state champs, Alex Sherman finishing 5th in state 110s! #BCHSIf u cant "get into" the new Black Sabbath album because the songs are too long, how do u like the new Kesha album? Also how is junior high?
Retweeted by Tom Crabtree@irbe41 @ChrisWarcraft well played. #timetravelREALLY excited about this new follower, guys. http://t.co/AnjBYSzaDI@ChrisWarcraft sidenote: apparently ALL of your followers are on http://t.co/CXoGQlyUPS at midnight on a saturday. #thanksforthefollowers@fart prodigalsam #@ChrisWarcraft please stop tweeting such awesomeness bc if i keep fav'ing ur tweets, u might get creeped outbet that hockey guy is at Applebees tomorrow like, " hey, no big deal but i just WON THE CONFERENCE FINALS WITH A SICK GOAL!!!!!". @ChrisWarcraft Shit u are handsome AND a gentleman! #FF #thebest #FOLLOWHIM #MORTALKOMBATLet's not be selfish 'Hawks and 'Ings; take this thing to 27 #overtimes and give the #fans what they want! #fans #nhl @MLB@TCrabtree83 #googlemaps, #hashtagyahoo, #patriot Retweeted by Tom CrabtreeLook, I'm all about havin fun and joshin around; but guys this is the internet. Ok?@ChrisWarcraft Ur darn right friendo. They sent me some email apologizing. But i shrugged it off. Too late bc im taking them down! #verizon@WizardJules for realz. Im from cbus@ChrisWarcraft This isn't the time to joke on here. Got it pal? Twitter is a serious website with #business adults.@OMGeno_ CBJ@Brock___Rocks well thank you, kind sir!@ztbenedict some Times,OT playoff hockey is so damn cool.@JP_Wright yep@tampabay33 Not about where I'm sittin. About where the TEAM is sitting!I'd be pissed and tell him to go make a Foo album NAAAAOOOWWW!!!
RT @HayleyElwood: @TCrabtree83 What if #DaveGrohl had an agency?It took 43 seconds for an NFL reporter to think the Jay Z tweet was serious.I've decided to turn down Jay-Z's offer to have his agency represent me. Thanks but no thanks Jay. #respect@GBBZach Yeah for sure.@Pucksandstones Valid point.@GBBZach Not really. It's because Nirvana were much bigger. And his actually death was a couple weeks before the date they found him.Drugs suck. Layne Staley was amazing.@Barto_Deluxo so sad@AZSherman2 Congrats on a great year and finish at the state meet!Im so proud to be a Bulldog. We have been an athletic power house all year! #BCNation Retweeted by Tom Crabtree@IAmJason_D @qotsa Delicious@craig3010 I got the digitalMad Season's "Live at the Moore" on Palladia right now? Yes please. And thank you.@ChrisWarcraft "Here lies Chris. Who somehow managed to die twice in one night."@ChrisWarcraft "Here lies Chris..."@Vince_EGSports And not sure if i missed any other boys or girls track updates for BC at state. Been keeping an eye on Alex though.@Vince_EGSports Great day for the Bulldogs! Baseball state runner-up, softball state champs, Alex Sherman finishing 5th in state 110s! #BCHSIf u cant "get into" the new Black Sabbath album because the songs are too long, how do u like the new Kesha album? Also how is junior high?
6/8
2013
2013
Coffee? RT @whitehouse: President Obama: “In a country where we expect free Wi-Fi with our coffee, shouldn’t we have it in our schools?"@mleasure7 @TheOfficialA7X ha! I wish!Guys, don't waste time watching your children grow up and accomplish great things. There is so much to be found on your smartphone. #blessedhey does anyone wearing Crocs have a juicebox in their fanny pack I could borrow? I'm really thirsty.They melt? RT @HuffPostScience: What atomic bomb tests revealed about brain cells..@THENate_Deezie bless your soul@DamienFahey dude i trolled u SO hard@DamienFahey Shouldn't that last part be in quotes?@ElliottRay29 any time@toystory2wasok_ :(@ScottDargis Did u notice the end of Fairweather Friends? If not go back and listen. Hilarious.I just want you guys to know I've never given ANY government agencies your personal information or access to any of your data.@ScottDargis If I Had A Tail and I Sat By The Ocean@ScottDargis I can't stop listening to it! Listening right now actually.@dflame57 @ChrisWarcraft @NRA I eat fast food a lot
6/7
2013
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