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When youre arguing via text and wishing you didn't send that last one.<<I'm that girlfriend who likes to be romanced every so often.It's not that I can't live without you it's just that I don't even want to try.Thank God I found the good in goodbye, I used to want you so bad.Silence could be a girls loudest cry.There is no such thing as too many date nights.And you've got a smile that could light up this whole town.
5/20
2013
One thing I've learned...you can't trust them all.Sometimes an excuse is just a polite rejection.If someone wont lift a finger to see you & spend time with you, its time for you to lift 5 fingers & wave goodbye!The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him with no intentions of catching her.To all, you were everything I wanted at the beginning. For most, I can't stand you dickheads. For a few, thank you.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsYou will always occupy a special a special place in my heart.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsK bye." Thats how you know you just pissed off a girl.If you put 110% into a relationship and it doesn't work out you will have little regrets because you know you tried your hardest.Even through the bad fights, I don't want anyone but you.The drama, the heartaches, and the heartbreaks will all be worth it. #patienceIf you cheat on a girl thats willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty.Never regret anything because at one point you wanted it.If you love her let her know. If you don't stop acting like it.If your makeup isn't done, your hair is a mess and you're in your PJ's and he still can't resist taking you in his arms #HesAKeeperWhen you stop chasing the wrong things you give the right things a chance to catch you.There is no reason his shower should last longer than mine, my hair is 10 times longer #bfproblemsThe greater your capacity to love the greater your capacity to feel the pain.
5/19
2013
Too young for marriage, too old for games.I miss you but I don't need you.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsFuck you and everything you caused.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsI'm that girlfriend who will never give up on you.You know that feeling you get in your gut when you think something is up....trust it!I will never say a bad thing about him. He changed my life for the better and opened my eyes to a lot of things.No matter how far I go my heart remains with you.It's been awhile since I have felt butterflies.Guys, if you don't tell her how you feel, she'll find some other guy that will tell her all the things she wanted to hear from you.Never underestimate the power of a girl when she knows what she wants.When you don't want to jinx the relationship by talking about it to your friends. But all you can think about is him.I feel like waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to be sad.I don't want you to save me, I want you to stand by side while I save myself.I hate those moments right before you go to sleep, when you are forced to think about all the things you tried so hard to forget.Guys with the right amount of confidence are so sexy.Girls like it when you treat them like a princess.
5/18
2013
I'm glad you hurt me, that was Gods sign for me to moved on to something better.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsI never really wanted to leave, but you never gave me a reason to stay.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsRelationships are difficult, time-consuming, baffling, and sometimes heartbreaking. They're also what make life worth living.You don't love someone for their looks or their clothes or for their fancy car but because they sing a song only you can hear.Sometimes there are not enough words in the English language to express to you just how mad you make me.You are my love. Past, present & future.Our problems are tough, but we're tougher.How to be #charming http://t.co/DCDVEIU4ui
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Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsThe best relationships are the ones you didn't expect to be in, the ones you never saw coming.Being his first is great but being his last is best.Oh I'm sorry I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.Just because you think you have a big dick doesn't give you the right to act like a big dick.Because of you I will never be the same.Love takes effort and acceptance. It won't always be a happy ride.I just need a back massage.. Sounds like a perfect job for my boyfriend.Every day, I think about texting you first. But then I think, If you really wanted to talk to me, you'd text me first.There's nothing a bouquet of flowers can't fix #hinthint #bfproblems
5/17
2013
I'm that girlfriend who will love you unconditionally even when you don't deserve it.How to Get Perfect Curly Hair 💁 http://t.co/kozuxZaxOT
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsMy hair always gets in the way of cuddling.
Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsIts nice when someone remembers every little thing about you, not because you remind them but because they actually pay attention.When we first met I had no idea you would be so important to me.The only time its okay to lie to a girl is when it involves a surprise.I said "Leave" but all I really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming 'I'm in love with you'.Don't expect to get your clothes back. Ever. #comfierthanmineIf you say you're gonna do something..... DO IT. #bfproblemsWe come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.The moment you put makeup on in front of him and he gets mad and asks why?<3I'll follow you anywhere<3A glance from you is worth more than tons of attention from anyone else.Q: Burn thigh fat by doing more ___. A)Squats B)Lunges C)Planks Answer: http://t.co/spHt6Sg3sF
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Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsNever give up on something you really want no matter how difficult it is to wait for.Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life love gives us a fairytale.I will never forget how I met you and how you slowly stole away my heart.Staying up when youre sleepy waiting for him to call/text. #bfproblemsQ: The worst thing you can do for your hair is _____ A)Bleach It B)Perm it C)Add highlights Answer: http://t.co/Z8OsBfisdf
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5/16
2013
Since I can't be with you right now I will have to be content just dreaming about when we'll be together again.Yes dad, every guy I know is my boyfriend.It's amazing what a girl will put up with for the boy she likes.Can't deny that I want you but I'll lie if I have to.If you feel that the person you love doesn't love you you're probably right. If they do there's no way they'll let you think that.Take me as I am or watch me as I go.Get a flatter stomach with these 8min workouts: http://t.co/2KUcj2yL2X
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Retweeted by Boyfriend ProblemsI miss you entirely too much every second I'm not with you #bfproblemsPeople that are heartless once cared too much.I love it when you're here but I'm better when you're gone.Dear exes, you have no place in my boyfriend's life. Sincerely, his current girlfriend #bfproblemsSo true! http://t.co/QykEVNHbNZTelling me to calm down is not going to help.For makeup that lasts all day and night, use makeup-sealing products. http://t.co/j4Et6dOWUf
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Retweeted by Boyfriend Problems#ihaveathingfor my boyfriend❤I'm that girlfriend who will call you out on your bullshit.Can't eat, can't sleep, tossing and turning in this bed made for two.
5/15
2013
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