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Strikingly average looking, moderately intelligent and notoriously unfunny, this is the official profile of Adam Jones.

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@THEMatGriffiths no mate, just gonna chill out at home I think!@THEMatGriffiths I think it's because i'm off next week, so it feels like its ages away!this is possibly the longest week known to man.@nicolaparry10 its aite mate, just missing all the little munchkins at grange arent I #lovetheplace
5/22
2013
@ChloeWalker_X just said that guy out of Tenacious D looks just like Jack Black #wow #noshit@Richard_Sutton almost like United losing 15 on Veron but that was 10 years ago lad #cheeeekyRussell Brand (@rustyrockets) on Alex Ferguson: 'A unique figure in the football faith' http://t.co/AqSPQmZ3Fs via @Guardian_Sport
Retweeted by Adam JonesMoyes currently 200-1 with one bookie to be the next Stoke manager. Martin Johnson & Warren Gatland are 5,000-1 (no joke).
Retweeted by Adam Jones@themichaelowen no denying it......but you think hes a massive bellend?
5/21
2013
This guy's name is Proudlock. That's his name. That he was named. By his parents. And he is named that. And this is in real life.
Retweeted by Adam Jones@DanCohenBRFC just need to sign Yaya and we've got the set #yayayayayayaThatcher - ultimately guilty about Hillsborough cover up - will never face the 96. Where she is & where they are, two very different places.
Retweeted by Adam Jones#LFC close to signing Kolo Toure #topbloke #greatsong
5/20
2013
@slappo10 @peelypeely yeah well out of shape #slob #frostedshredders@peelypeely @JordyKennedy1 no one asked you for your opinion jordy you horrible bloke@peelypeely my father jones was watching you at reman yesterday and said what a smart looking player you were mate #bigfanIs Tony Pulis the most heartless man in football? A global superstar is retiring today and hes leaving him on bench. #shitclubI really, really want Downing to be good, but he isn't.that is absolutely unbelievable, serves him right though for diving the rest of the season #bale #hehecan't believe Liverpool are so lucky to have Coutinho for such a small price. Could have got 4 of him for 35 mill Carroll #awkslove it that Jordon Ibe is playing for #LFC but today is all about our legend at the back. #oneofthebest #thankscarra@StanCollymore @talkSPORT there is always next year #LFChttp://t.co/M3qSmey7Oc @kanyewest is back #big@TissOldham you'd let Phil Taylor touch you after a few wines #desperate5 - Since he made his debut on February 11th, no player has assisted more goals than Philippe Coutinho in the Premier League. Magician.
Retweeted by Adam JonesSince Jamie returned to the first team in January the Reds have lost just 1 of 14 league games and conceded just 12 goals #LFCstats
Retweeted by Adam Jones@Jevo91 shut it #boring
5/19
2013
@mike_rim @JordyKennedy1 you enjoying my snapchats lads #loveyou@TWEnclosure nice one ladsgood lad cape peron #mooneysfinding my old JT album has been an absolute gem #justified #crymeariver
5/18
2013
@dylanhull1 ok willy wonka@dylanhull1 only with a white shirt
5/17
2013
@mollyfieldfare if you do it is absolutely unreal, if they tell me 1 more time where theyre about to go, I might book them a sooner flight.4 status' in the last hour #ohmygod #zzzzzSomeone on my facebook genuinely thinks everyone wants to know everything about their life and tells us how amazing it is #funny@JayRichards90 thats an old account lad but haha it was chicken curry and chicken balls mate #fatty was that you outside?I saw this thing on ITV the other week, that says if she played with her hair, she's probably keen. #classicBREAKING SPORTS NEWS: David Beckham leaves Manchester United
Retweeted by Adam JonesSo sad. It is such an important issue, people must not be afraid! http://t.co/E8t9v6lAKK"I would also like to announce my retirement from professional football and my duties with England.So with all these legends retiring, I want to go on Football Manager and put them all in the England team #scholes #beckham #owen #carra
5/16
2013
@TysDunning9 exactly, cheers pal you too! Speak soon x@TysDunning9 top, top day for bets all round then mate! Could do with a few more winners like tonight #happydays@TysDunning9 decent mate, that keeps the betting account ticking over for another month! Robbie Savage tipped Torres and 2-1 at 70/1 #wow@TysDunning9 the man is unbelievable, not sure whether I can cope with another 12 months of John Terry pictures at various events haha!Rafa must feel like standing on the podium and just lifting his middle finger up to all the Chelsea fans whilst laughing his head off.@ChloeWalker_X for the 2nd time in 3 days, surely not? #chineseHAS JOHN TERRY NOT SEEN THE JOKES ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER THIS LAST 12 MONTHS?@jakemesser he's done a great job at Chelsea, give him 5 more years though and no doubt he won't win a league.@nickjames_1 maybe i'm just bitter that we never won a Prem with Gerrard, Alonso, Maschy & Torres at their best.@nickjames_1 people seem to look past his immense spend, his stubbornness and his inability to win prem.I hope this Rafa Benitez doesn't get all his LFC fans coming out the closet pining for him. #boring #spentloads #stillnopremtitleNO MORE JOHN TERRY JOKES, JUST STOP.
Retweeted by Adam Jones@jakemesser #whatever #nortybranislav@daughterofelvis £50, lovely little wednesday night.@jakemesser maybe its the £10 I've got on Draw HT and Chelsea FT #wongawhat are you doing to me Chelsea?@daughterofelvis how about being pleased for me, had a free £10 on draw HT/ Chelsea FT!@TysDunning9 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BRANISLAVCOME ON LADS@kevinbridges86 haha, I reckon every one of your tweets must get so many bites #topfishermanOh Frank you tease!@TysDunning9 or even better, Mata to score a last minute curler so we're all happy haha!@TysDunning9 yeah same, what a nightmare. Just praying that David Luiz is gonna ping in a free kick last minute again.Alright 5th official, what you watching lad?great turn from Torres, not sure what the ITV commentators are on about, that is a peno everyday.@TysDunning9 what a result, no doubt he will lash one in! #baller@TysDunning9 i've got faith in Juan and David to secure this, even Fernando looks up for it!@TysDunning9 well that penalty has ruined things for everyone! As if that blokes got cramp after an hour #minging@kevrenshaw @TysDunning9 haha tbf Kev it was a free £10 bet from ladbrokes and I just fancied Rafa the gaffer to pull something off! #holdon@TysDunning9 haha I had Mata too mate, but i've got £10 on Draw HT/ Chelsea FT so I can't moan too much!GET IN FERNANDO YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE MAN #bittersweethoping for a Chelsea goal in the next 45 minutes #wongalistening to some old school 50 cent #classic #getrichordietryin
5/15
2013
@ollielarrr shiiiiiiiiiiiiit son@ollielarrr is 9m really your best score on Temple Run 2? Thought you said you were sick? Mine's 17m #nodramas@nickjames_1 and show yours #saywhat@nickjames_1 I just thought after all the laughs you've gave me, I owed you some! #snapchat@mike_rim don't be like that Mike, I know you love me xoxox #friends@Mattyjamesowen I reckon Gomez first goal, Arsenal 2-1 lad #talktomefeel better about humanity in general after a lot of great comments on my fb status. #thereisgoodguysmay just have deleted your comment on my status @alicejames12 in attempting to rid Carl's silly games! Soz mon, when's exams?@kirkjones23 BLOODY OUTRAGE@kirkjones23 not too sure, if so they will be like £5.32 and about half the size nowadays! #gettingold@samjay2702 having a good time are ya lad? #spotify@kirkjones23 always making me feel fat after dessert! #shitmealFUUUUUUUDGE I'M ANNOYEDHarold Shipman killed 100's of patients, so does that mean we should get rid of every British Doctor in this world? #muppetsJust because there's a few extremists in this world, doesn't mean every one of that kind is evil? #cluelessif you're that worried about religions, then why aren't you bothered about Christians/Mormons?some people in this world are horrendous, why do people feel the need to be so racist about something trivial as a new building.
5/14
2013
Rockin N Rollin @feddelegrand you have pulled out a masterpiece #tune #summer2013This is the second time I've left the BBC looking like this. The first time was when I was a kid, on Jim'll Fix It. http://t.co/RM3eUwQAYz
Retweeted by Adam Jonesgenius from Contraeo http://t.co/EzYGhMAVbM@Jevo91 shut up Jevo #prick@TissOldham so proud of her
5/13
2013
"@studioexec1: BRYAN CRANSTON GOES MAD ON TWITTER:http://t.co/Oz0JhVpur5" hero
5/12
2013
@samjay2702 hearing rumours phil jones has banged out wayne rooney lad #bighits #ugly
5/11
2013
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