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Luka Jones @lukajones Los Angeles, CA

actor/comedian - philosophy phd - Kansas Jayhawk - instagram lukayovetich

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@jlsnedegar I dream that one day this marathon will cease to exist
2/12
2016
a nice tubesteak sandwich smothered in underwears https://t.co/bUpTRCyu0n"Think Robert Durst and Ted Bundy on the run together" -Rafael Barba about two characters based on Durst and Bundy on this week's ep of SVU @magicmikecastle DONT DO THIS PPL
2/11
2016
@1followernodad SO MUCH PRESSURE @jlsnedegar yeah we needed that. probably the toughest conference this year.
2/10
2016
You can't legitimately draw boundaries that violate the legitimate boundaries of another person. @jlsnedegar I am. Hope the Jayhawks are too. Gotta have this one.
2/9
2016
@nickthune no I wasn't at all @mrDaveKrumholtz you play a fantastic commie!
2/8
2016
I'm legit gonna start drinking Budweiser for the first time in years because of Peyton #Budweiser #SB50 @NateCraigLive GO BRONCOS @mikestill @gilozeri so fun!!!GREATEST QB EVER #GOBRONCOS https://t.co/lOuMWLiw8l @MrJCLynch @ealtman GO BRONCOSNICE WALKEN CLOSET! #GoDonkeys @advodude GO DONKEYS
2/7
2016
@angelatrimbur BEAUTIFUL MOVIE
2/6
2016
"You look as spry as ever. My compliments to the virgins whose blood you bathe in." -Sherlock to his dad on ELEMENTARY ep 74
2/5
2016
@clmazin HOTTTEvery woman should read this column by @hhavrilesky, but really every human should. https://t.co/b3uPRwLlzb
Retweeted by Luka Jones45 YEARS is a beautiful film @stephshriver I'm sorry. I do it to myself often.
2/4
2016
"It was the strangest feeling sitting in a movie theater thinking ... He's for me and I'm for him." -PTA on WTF about first seeing PSH actwatching a replay of Steve Harvey getting closure with Miss Colombia on his TV show
2/3
2016
"...because then I would be enough. It would finally be true. And I could stop this...this terrible search..." https://t.co/825xi0dfol @DustinMartian yeah that's better bc I know what you mean (even if I disagree)Please communicate directly. @trickaduu in a few ways @trickaduu too hard on twitter xo @AlexBorstein oh my brain is def limited and quirky and I do think I disagree (but I think that thought is rational and correct) @AlexBorstein I think I disagree about rationality and maybe about morals (but maybe not) @AlexBorstein also because our brains are limited and quirky and often irrationalThere is generally a fact of the matter as to what each of us should believe. We are often not landing on the right beliefs. Super intense. @DeannaRusso yes accidentally sobabies are cute dummies @nickthune ALLO @donni BE CAREFUL @nickthune I'm counting on a slight affect in your accent when you return buddy don't disappointhey @realDonaldTrump please stop @magicmikecastle holy shit
2/1
2016
One way of violating my personal boundaries is to knock on my front door without messaging me first. @Bergmaster5000 @bradmorris773 same to you & BM, SB! @film114 GOOD WIN @Bergmaster5000 @bradmorris773 GO CLIPPERS @TheTessMorris PROGRAM
1/31
2016
Some KU fans asked John Calipari if he was ready to take the L tomorrow๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/tlNOkEuVMm
Retweeted by Luka Jones.@NBCSNL's stellar @AidyBryant made a new movie for @Vimeo? We can't watch this soon enough. https://t.co/TNCG44MyUX https://t.co/bTuyqJJ0YT
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1/30
2016
Lakers on the road against the Clippers #GoLA @ STAPLES Center https://t.co/qJjaohwwtd
1/29
2016
@magicmikecastle yeah staying @meganganz PLS TWEET WHEN THE BASTARDS RELEASE HIMNight, Luka. I love you buddy. xo
1/28
2016
As L.A.โ€™s first professional sports team, 2016 marks the 50th season of Rams football in Los Angeles. https://t.co/c1TB2dK0nN
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1/27
2016
@anapnyc @katystoll finally finished my walk and ended up in the present! #BlackBerryJUST ENJOYING SOME ME TIME ๐Ÿ˜ƒ @ Silver Lake Recreation Center https://t.co/DQMGTO0TS0 @NYKensington F O R E V E R :)Check out Slappy, @kumailn & @lukajones in this exclusive alternate #Goosebumps opening https://t.co/KAGfLWmJXX https://t.co/oZEgRGVmia
Retweeted by Luka Jones @NYKensington No way, let's all live forever my friend! @NYKensington I hear you buddy. @NYKensington SHE IS JUST BEING THOROUGH @DustinMartian @girlwithatail super cool that your uncle dated your metal mommy @girlwithatail don't forget "slay" and "wreck" @1ClippersNation @LAClippers damn @DustinMartian @girlwithatail mommy Erin and daddy Luka love you no matter what, dear baby boy DustyI'll be your daddy if you'll be my mommy.
1/26
2016
@stevezissis @MissMarcel THEY MANGLED THEIR OWN LANGUAGEran by this genitals magnet on the way into movie tonight https://t.co/TuUScMiyjZ
1/25
2016
@jonboyer @TheTessMorris @clmazin to be fair we should be thankful to them for coming up with a language that we perfected @TheTessMorris @clmazin don't be horrified by sensible language @TheTessMorris *favorite @MrJakeJohnson @KingJames @PeteRose_14 and the great Bill Russell @DeannaRusso "mama mama many worlds I've come since I first left home" https://t.co/f140yErf67
1/23
2016
@unfoRETTAble BEAUTYHi! I made a lil movie for you, because I love you. You can watch the trailer & preorder at https://t.co/ai9JsggWoj https://t.co/clzwdrjFx2
Retweeted by Luka JonesDrifting off imagining Mariska Hargitay holding me in her arms while stroking my hair and lovingly whispering that she will protect me. #SVU
1/21
2016
Tolman and I doing some improv in which I am sunbathing. I clearly need more sunblock on mโ€ฆ https://t.co/plKN4ywfEl https://t.co/CFxlravx7s
Retweeted by Luka JonesRight now I'm watching Mike Tyson on Conan seemingly sincerely talk about how Capricorns are arrogant ... very intense moment for me.Our solar system has a new planet, an ice giant with many nicknames: https://t.co/K1rAWx1fvX https://t.co/VlEDQnEU7e
Retweeted by Luka Jones @magicmikecastle I don't really read novels @CarolineCasey thanks :) @CarolineCasey they never abandon usCritical reasoning skills are like athletic skills in that they generally take significant investments of time and effort to develop.Author @stevesilberman explores life on the expanding autism spectrum in his book โ€œNeuroTribesโ€ https://t.co/Bf9dcAPR3I
Retweeted by Luka JonesCast of #ThisShowIsNotFunny Jan 2016! A #Fargo family came to play! Photo by @comedyhipster https://t.co/dpaSY2R1PW
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1/20
2016
@churchcooper @theanthonyking we weighing in on 2015 movies?! ANOMALISA and JAMES WHITE are my jams :) @chelseaperetti AGREEDOMG. Sarah Palin has gone rogue.
Retweeted by Luka Jones @michaelimagirl grotesque ppl @literallyafool maybe but Arizona wouldn't play him til the SB @ericdadourian Mommy RatchedPretty sure if I ever get married it should be to a deeply understanding nurse.Happy #Fargo family reunion last night at #ucb for #ThisShowIsNotFunny. https://t.co/emRKrsrs9H
Retweeted by Luka Jones @literallyafool Go Broncos - beat the cheaters
1/19
2016
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Retweeted by Luka Jones @ihaas MATRIARCH SUPREME @evilhag "Dear Andy โ€” dear, dear Andy" -Letterman on his finale after Kaufman clips
1/18
2016
@TheTessMorris last night @Allison_Tolman brought up in convo how into MAN UP she is @literallyafool Go Broncos
1/17
2016
This Show Is Not Funny tonight at UCB Sunset at 9pm w guests @ColinHanks @Allison_Tolman @MikeBradecich tix & info https://t.co/SH70jMcbcx
1/16
2016
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