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michael lazerow @lazerow NEW YORK CITY

Chief Strategy Officer, Salesforce. CEO/Founder: Buddy Media, http://t.co/c9Fv907ygc, U-Wire/Student Advantage, Lazerow Ventures.

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Just ran the speech through google translate & got "stop checking the fucking stock price. get back to work stat" https://t.co/VeMCrx46Cf
2/12
2016
My friend @petergrosz took the @LinkedInPulse Super Bowl recap to a new level this year. https://t.co/XbuNGdMepG cc @danroth
2/8
2016
I love these guys! https://t.co/PNbjlmKCpQ https://t.co/iSpKMwzvXg
2/4
2016
Liberal use of the word "famous." And wear some dance clothes next time!!!!!! But I do love the gingham! https://t.co/cRIx9X3qMCWhat did I think? Two words: Fucking awesome. https://t.co/3dmCDSxLRzso phun mr. pham! you're my 3rd favorite dance partner ever! dancing with the stars soon?????? https://t.co/vwJhGzBBfI6AM rave today thx to @dybrkr! https://t.co/eb7HeIKXQM
2/3
2016
side observation ... not much actually is responsive at $YHOO these days https://t.co/38k6nBnWX5
2/1
2016
Someone build a business to find us some close friends. https://t.co/0Ko0YZmrwB
1/29
2016
"diffrnce btwn community and network is that you belong to a community, but a network belongs to you" https://t.co/49iqezDVH1 h/t @lazerow
Retweeted by michael lazerowNooooooo! He has died. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/0qZQKjoLtI #AbeVigoda
1/26
2016
The secret to why @Benioff is so active on @twitter https://t.co/hBeKTHbUoZ
1/21
2016
I'm so excited for this one. @JasonStrauss continues to crush!!!! https://t.co/SXeerYAFpS
1/15
2016
I can’t thank NBC enough...this more than makes up for my disappointment in not getting cast in The Wiz @sethmeyers https://t.co/Q3JkdzMNKk
1/14
2016
Social Capital leads $15M Series A in mParticle to grow marketplace connecting apps & SaaS tools https://t.co/WLOrsbNMRQ #lazventures
1/12
2016
MR ROBOT!!!!! Wow.I WISH I had a football team that missed short kicks to lose playoff games. The #redskins make the entire game miserable.2016 #NFLPlayoffs: Home Field Disadvantage.If you're about to hop on the subway, you may want to read this & leave your pants at home https://t.co/14sVYBIQHa #NoPantsSubwayRide
1/10
2016
@VinBioDiesel @garyvee NOT AT ALL SERIOUS! :)This is a fun watch. And not just b/c I'm in it. https://t.co/sIa5aqHp9K
1/6
2015
πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘ (slow clap) https://t.co/krzAeuqA61
12/24
2015
Excited to be a new investor in @MapAnything w/ @greycroftvc & @salesforce. https://t.co/nFrwhHr1R0 (an epic mapping interface for $crm)And by "reading" you mean "field testing"???? https://t.co/2k4gAudU3X
12/21
2015
Uh oh @DukeU ... #DukeNation Come on @Runnin_Utes! Let's run!!!!
12/19
2015
Woot woot! https://t.co/elBNzxib3k @lauriekeith not nearly as great as your evening will be! Let's keep this in perspective.I love @MAXDeliveryNG ... Great team, vision & opportunity. Bringing same-day delivery to urban Africa. #techstars #demoday
12/17
2015
@ElleKingMusic it's a marathon. Not a sprint. Take care of yourself. Nothing more important. You're in a burn out job. Prioritize health.
12/10
2015
A "how-to" video to surgically turn your penis into a vagina https://t.co/jkFp2NmiL3 Thank you @Cosmopolitan via @facebook.Those of you saying these men strongly resemble @howardlindzon & me are wrong. We would only steal Peking ducks. https://t.co/92jkD4WVlZWhy would @TIME use such an unflattering portrait for a strong leader? https://t.co/NgwtbiFpNADecent piece by @tomfriedman on Trump's damage overseas. https://t.co/OO0oa0RT97 https://t.co/acyIvY9R0H
12/9
2015
Of course the U2 concert was powered by @salesforce @Benioff https://t.co/OAwrw9bIB0
Retweeted by michael lazerowDid the #LoveHasNoLabels video restore your faith in humanity? Then vote for us 4 #TheYouTubeAd. Last call today! https://t.co/WwMCThH1fo
Retweeted by michael lazerowI support and love anyone that's bullied. When I see bullying I use this emoji to call it out. πŸ‘β€πŸ—¨ #iamawitness https://t.co/bI9KV4vBm4
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12/8
2015
@brstraka @garyvee redskins. Unfortunately. I'd rather root for the jets and Cubs.Amazing in a "fight between 2 blind first graders" kind of way ... It's sad but someone has to win unfortunately. https://t.co/jw8vJgv1N9All games. Not just football. https://t.co/OSOdKMW7yA @rfradin @Redskins the worst organization in the history of the NFL.Wow @dallascowboys ... You may be the worst team ever.I'd tell everyone in the @Redskins org to go fuck themselves. But they're quite competent at doing just that so why bother.Arrogant is an understatement. Simply idiotic. What a shitty organization @Redskins. https://t.co/g0KmtiijdjDonald Trump is basically a YouTube comment section running for president
Retweeted by michael lazerowOMG @Redskins ... Really?I first met @TheGRAMMYs nominated @ElleKingMusic almost 3 years ago at @sxsw ... here's the video https://t.co/xdEPxv9PveHoly crap! @ElleKingMusic is nominated for 2 Grammys. She's up against @foofighters and @flo_tweet https://t.co/wUgNYsO8bY.@howardlindzon and I were going to workout this morning. We're headed to decoy instead for breakfast. https://t.co/Gy3jCcer4T
12/7
2015
Unless one has been drinking. Then you can both misspell it and eat it. https://t.co/bZxQB7brlo @howardlindzon @fredwilson @ShuChowdhury date night is far exceeding expectations so far. So I may need to bail on felafel. @howardlindzon @fredwilson @ShuChowdhury I'm in for falafel at 1AM after my date night ends. Where should I meet u?A big congrats to @bajan_canadian on his new book. Impressive turnout at youtube's NYC HQ to… https://t.co/9soJZWLOVh100% agree. And it reminded me why I went to journalism school. @MarkRuffalo was epic. https://t.co/cN2rMgcKUs
12/5
2015
Wow. Wow. Wow. https://t.co/EMoLTBQPkK
12/3
2015
Thx. Liberal use of the word "awesome"πŸ•ΉπŸ•ΉπŸ•Ή https://t.co/eMGMZ7qPSoNothing I'd rather do. Thx for having me. https://t.co/r8OpixrqzuCongrats @carenmaio on your grit, tenacity & perseverance! (And landing the $$$ to expand!) #lazventures https://t.co/72luvRxElsHuge respect to @brianstelter for admitting he was wrong here. Not many journos do that these days. https://t.co/Wan3UtdqGaCongrats to @greycroftvc on the new $$$. And big πŸ‘ to new partner @ellie, one of the best in the biz! https://t.co/ShdzMHZoXzSomeone's going to get a @MedillSchool F! https://t.co/Hr50CYIv3R
12/1
2015
@lauriekeith that's it. Justin Theroux. @lauriekeith we started Leftovers over the break. Still undecided. But low cal.
11/30
2015
A cliffhanger of a game as the @NewYorkRedBulls fall 2" short in the final secs. Congrats on a great season @DaxMcCarty11 and crew!
11/29
2015
A very nice thanks by a very great guy @sethmeyers https://t.co/yV2VrHpFwN (and it will be hard for anyone to top Larry as a dad!)
11/28
2015
I'm dressed and ready to go to Cuba to play some tennis with the wifey. #thanks #queen #cuba #tennis… https://t.co/S5tKJf8Iqu
11/27
2015
Airplanes + devices = ✌️ https://t.co/F3E5WiEuye
11/24
2015
Watch Rabbi Hirsch’s inspiring and uplifting #Shabbat #Sermon, β€œParis Redux.” https://t.co/ji1LTfwspO https://t.co/Ebi741y8jy
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11/23
2015
@peterpham Slang
11/22
2015
Hey, everybody, the Cats are 9-2!!!!! #Northwestern
Retweeted by michael lazerowAnother crazy game, another wild "W." This Northwestern team keeps on winning #GoCats
Retweeted by michael lazerowCATS!!!!!!!!!!! 13-7!!!!!!!!!!! #NUvsWIS #northwesternPre-game begins for #NUvsWIS at 3:30pm ET. Who's watching? @ The Ribbon https://t.co/ZtehSPhXkX
11/21
2015
Someone is ready for the weekend! https://t.co/TCA1ItnQ1i
11/20
2015
This is the worst #askgaryvee in the history of #askgaryvee shows. Whatever you do, don't watch it. https://t.co/9jN77LxocN @MikeGordonRyan thx!Square IPO shows there's much more to a round than the headline number. https://t.co/RukS6Tspoj https://t.co/LSGROceQ0b
11/19
2015
This is our "let's go to the Rainbow Room to pick up $1M for @cycle4survival" look. Thank you @revlon… https://t.co/pZoWxsUs0G.@lazerow The biggest thing I've learned from studying @Benioff and @salesforce is that Enterprise software is fundamentally human.
Retweeted by michael lazerowIm excited to announce @salesforce will deliver first $8 Billion+ year in FY17. We're still the fastest growing software company, ever.
Retweeted by michael lazerowExcited to announce Salesforce Q3 earnings today. Catch me on @jimcramer @MadMoneyOnCNBC tonight! https://t.co/vMf4qLLHhG
Retweeted by michael lazerowDear @salesforce, U r a fucking epic biz. Pls give @Benioff & team a hug from me. Love, A happy shareholder https://t.co/8wkuOrz9OlAmen! @Lefsetz on #summitatsea: "I felt privileged to be on the boat. It was the best thing I’ve done all year." https://t.co/qs8zEdbB6a
11/18
2015
"Investing is a way to learn & it gives you the opportunity to spend time w people you like" ~ @naval #summitatsea #summitseries
Retweeted by michael lazerowHappy Monday. One of my fav tracks from #summitatsea this weekend Toto - Africa (Diezeo Rework) by #DIEZEO https://t.co/7QzYacP5Tq
Retweeted by michael lazerowThank you for the delicious pen! https://t.co/L7SwiBLXjB
11/17
2015
Something tells me #summitatsea attendees will be violating this rule quite a bit this weekend. I… https://t.co/xWjx71mFw9This is always a great event and worth the time. https://t.co/Tj1cFHGwem
11/12
2015
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞 (the experience is everything) πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³ ~~~πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³πŸ›³~~~🚣🏻~🐬~~🏊🏻~~ πŸ πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ³πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ’§πŸ‹ πŸ’§πŸ³ #summitatsea #SAS15
11/10
2015
Breaking News: Modigliani’s β€œNu CouchΓ©" was sold for $170.4 million, the second-highest price paid at auction https://t.co/HZABhlrTDR
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11/9
2015
I was only off by a point @schlaf!!! https://t.co/YqjwT1I6QW https://t.co/vx70dLgTtY
11/8
2015
I love these guys ... https://t.co/a2RBXQkaCWNice win @NorthwesternU. Showed some grit and tenacity. #gocatsWell done @chadbatka! Love your @LozoIV photo. What camera/lens did you use? https://t.co/ijKaNbn851 https://t.co/8eiZ2sIs24
11/7
2015
RCA pres Tom Corson on @ElleKingMusic: "Her authenticity is felt on every level." https://t.co/1Bv9ExCaMJIn the short term for sure. In the long term, valuations converge and are much more rational https://t.co/FBDTwz2Abv @schlaf Patriots will win 28-10.This is a joke, right? Do they even play in the same league? I'll take the @Patriots & give as many points u want. https://t.co/OXUPUDHkYS
11/6
2015
You forgot the Eggs Benedict as well! Great seeing you. And thx for the book. https://t.co/Py3QUOOSaK
11/4
2015
Super impressed by @johnmayer's guitar chops. His approach to leading the @gratefuldead was different… https://t.co/gQOxCMGvEY
11/2
2015
Thank you @Nike! Wabam! ❀️❀️❀️ https://t.co/dEEtke2Riz https://t.co/YmLs8ATbTB
10/31
2015
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