I'm an actor in some things you've seen and some you haven't. Also a yoga enthusiast and food snob. Eccentric, too. Que sera sera.
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Can't wait to see this! https://t.co/Cht5x8udHW
Auditions, photo shoots, and Kerry Washington: https://t.co/EAQnAznmJY
Blizzard strolls, re-releases, auditions, Italian, and Jamie Lee Curtis: https://t.co/hex1Hz6Wlg
Unusual and not-so-unusual job offers, a Spanish closing, and Paul Giamatti: https://t.co/JZKNw3vHia
Another narration booking, classes to make plans come true, bad auditions, a hamster on a string, a... https://t.co/Dqoh8yjeak
Happy New Year, auditions, questions on Taekwondo, and Jennifer Connelly:
Reflections on the year, new bookings, and Rufus Sewell: https://t.co/B29lOeedM3
Three audio book auditions, one more coming up, and Carrie Fisher: https://t.co/ix85jDHVat
Family visits in the Sunshine State, audio book auditions, self-aggrandizement, and Jamie Foxx: https://t.co/nGWQbCImbv
Inability to focus and Mena Suvari: https://t.co/WUiuqDtL1x
Busy holiday week, studio time, auditions, small feasts, and Laurie Holden:
More theatre, audio book auditions, and possible Clancy Brown sightings:
Narrating audio books, reviews, and Rashida Jones: https://t.co/fsXf0vK2Qq
Headshots, voiceover reels, and Keira Knightley:
Theatre highs, nods to talented colleagues, and Vera Farmiga:
Who Mourns for Bob the Goon sneak peak: Stage crew setting stage for rehearsal
Birthdays, rehearsals, and Carey Mulligan:
Want a sneak peak of Who Mourns for Bob the Goon? Here are the boots I wear as Alison :)
Computer issues, rehearsals, and Hillary Swank:
Excellent rehearsals, auditions, daily visits, and Claire Danes: http://t.co/ozvAQtkquG
Thanks for the shout out! Can't wait to get crazy onstage as another comic book character on October 30 at Dixon Place!
Rehearsals, new headshots, a shout-out, and Jonny Lee Miller:
Equity Theatre, new headshots to come, and Helena Bonham Carter:
Almost late blog entries, Tim's new manager, shooting new headshots, over-enthusiasm, and Viola Davis:
Possibly singing lead, rehearsals, and Cyndi Lauper:
Film shoots, yoga on camera, working with friends, and Amy Adams:
Who Mourns for Bob the Goon? comes back, sleep-typing, and Jackie Earle Haley:
Tim's show and River Phoenix:
Happy Anniversaries, theatre, and Jane Lynch:
Thanks for the shout out!Closure made it the the Semi-Finals of Strawberry One-Act! That means you have another chance to see me onstage:
So excited to be onstage in Closure again tonight!
Can't be here? You can watch it online:
Showtime, plus Angus MacFadyen:
Rehearsals, prepping for show openings, YouTube channels, and Mary-Louise Parker:
Strawberry One-Act, launch parties, interviews, and Margot Robbie:
Filming, sleepiness, and Ben Kingsley:
Fuzzy memories, great rehearsals, plans, and Cate Blanchett:
Readings, films, and Bruce McGill:
Rehearsals, character choices, free tickets, awesome shows, and Amy Ryan
Theatre, wonderful things ahead, and John Hurt:
I say "Third time's the charm" is accurate. I booked my third show in a row!
Have any plans for June 25? You do now! Come see me in "Who Mourns for Bob the Goon?" at Paradise Factory!
Starting rehearsals twice over, more auditions, and Chiwetel Ejiofor:
Guess who booked another role! Need a hint? It's me. :)
A late blog entry, and I booked the role!
Remembering holidays, callbacks, auditions, festivals, Tim Burton, and a surprised owl:
No, you're cool. I'm just being weird.
A productive week, the festival starts again, business plans, and a surprised orangutan:
Learning, Tim Meadows, and a bad drawing:
I was born in a crossfire hurricane.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A busy day, plus a video of a monkey petting puppies:
This is a shout out to fruit juice for its awesome fruit-juiciness.
What are your feelings on pistachios?
Auditions, bedtime, and a piglet:
Auditions, summer films, and Tim Curry:
Subway rats have a certain charm about them. I've seen some large enough to eat a small dog, but it doesn't seem to take away their pizazz.
Sleepy forgetfulness, auditions, watching inspiring and enlightening interviews, my free book, and Jane Fonda:
I want to start using Middle English slang terms just for kicks. Now to learn Middle English slang terms...
"Griege" is a real thing.
I tripped over my own feet and landed on my face. No one accused me of being graceful, and I doubt it'll start now. http://t.co/XStU1r1Sj1 @Janefonda
It was empowering to see you on AOL Build! As an actress and female film festival owner, you spoke of things I experience daily!
I haven't figured out LinkedIn. Not whining. Just stating.
So, I wrote a book. Guess what I wrote:
I don't wear much jewelry, but I'm wearing a gigantic necklace now. It's also gigantically awesome.
For a thoughtful gift, I would go with something homemade or bear mace.
Auditions, photo shoots, editing, slivers, Brendan Gleeson, and Scott Wilson:
Just heard a baby that sounds like a squeaky toy. Not sure if it's adorable or concerning.
If you don't have a spoon, you can drink your soup. Right on, convenience.
I don't think of rice as a finger food. Same goes for pudding.
No one has ever told me I should have dreadlocks.
Shoots, auditions, Rammstein, and Julianne Moore:
When it comes to toast, I could take it or leave it.
Yeah, the picture is old, but it's a cat with a lime helmet. http://t.co/e167b3BU1w
When in doubt, try ginger.
Want to be the center of attention? Come in with a machete.
A Jeff Goldblum quote: "At its best, life is surprising. Maybe, because that's my appetite, the frontier is uncharted."
It's the last day for #TasteMakers
- Be sure to get out and try one last menu, drink or sweet! http://t.co/li0N6dwSAH http://t.co/RRfDFyjTMA Retweeted by Jolynn Carpenter
Florida family visits, shuffleboard embarrassment, auditions, and Elizabeth Hurley:
I'd complain about being on a weird schedule, but nobody wants to hear about that. Know what everyone wants to hear about? Pancakes.
I had "This Is a Song That Never Ends" stuck in my head last night. That was fun. Yes, that was sarcasm.
Busy schedules and Diane Kruger:
I never really got into collections. #short
I just saw a quill pen with an ink well. Now I have to have one.
I learned to sew as a child. I wasn't cool, but I just fixed a hole in my sweater.
Auditions, Pompeii, everlasting optimism, and Simon Pegg:
Know what could be a fun addiction? Trapeze artistry.
I lost a glove. Wait, no. There it is.
Bacon makes everything better, unless you're a vegetarian or vegan, in which case, nevermind.
I know it's a medical condition, but it is way too easy to use "phlebitis" as an insult.
I want to get a pan flute just so I can say I have a pan flute.
Auditions, castings, learning, and Kristen Wiig:
Why is blue the truest color? I don't see why rhyming automatically means honesty.