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brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

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@MintCares Y'all missed the point that this is absolutely piss poor security practice, unreflective of the second decade of the 21st century
2/11
2016
i typed my apple store password for this shit‽ https://t.co/kKJ19WaZEg
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2/10
2016
Glad to see that the state of the art in financial account security w/ @mint "share a login & password." https://t.co/mODiZpf3Gs
2/9
2016
Through the iron of the mountain https://t.co/GIyV4moThmHAY ERRYBODY! Lots of folks were asking at FOSDEM when rkt 1.0 would be released... Today is the day! https://t.co/lWAl693nJwProps to @PrometheusIO for a tiny docker container, 59.84mb! @brianredbeard would be proud.
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2/4
2016
My current python2 base image is 9.5MB and only contains 23 files (excluding the python stdlib). https://t.co/E4UCrViLY4
Retweeted by brianredbeard#cfgmgmtcamp Hah ;-) https://t.co/BKEA5oXV4n
Retweeted by brianredbeard @vbatts @BitIntegrity or Everclear. @brianredbeard spoke and this appeared https://t.co/DbXh8wKxvI
Retweeted by brianredbeard @Curratore Fixed! @simon !!!! Thanks for that. A total life (or at least domain) saver!
2/2
2016
@baronboulle @mcuadros_ Playing devils advocate there *are* already six vendors up on stage. Probably better broken out by concern/topic.
2/1
2016
At #FOSDEM and want to learn more about @coreoslinux? Come to room K.4.201 and learn the basics at 14:10! #FOSDEM2016
1/31
2016
@andrewvwebber @coreoslinux I believe so. It should end up right here: https://t.co/qcFyQpqWxk
1/30
2016
@dberkholz similar to #totalrecall get your ass to Mars... Or BrewDogs by Belgium Centraal.Impromptu #appc meeting. Linux containerization progresses with @baronboulle and @vbatts at BrewDog. https://t.co/GmQcTHaRRmI kindof want to request a PRI line from @shadytel for #toorcamp so @phooky and I can revisit TOORDOOR.
1/29
2016
@joshuacstephens Found your other books: https://t.co/jcXCAaAEZa
1/27
2016
@dgonyeo @emolli of course! The image has been placed to minimize staring at beards or breasts.It's 10pm, so why not do something to piss people off: https://t.co/Ajrcmwmb49 https://t.co/i87oeziV8e @openfly https://t.co/Ajrcmwmb49 @openfly Interesting. I had totally missed that YAML changed from "Yet Another" to "YAML Ain't". Made more sense as the former.
1/26
2016
A clear sign I haven't made it to adulthood: all of my rocks glasses are from @nostarch. Drink up! https://t.co/zzXRTzJ2DT
1/23
2016
@phooky I'm sure we're talking about the same Bernie S. of course. And yes. Very weird. :troll:Currently cleaning out my basement. Anyone who knows me is definitely not surprised. https://t.co/sI15dm07aK
1/18
2016
*buys every Girl Scout cookie ever made* https://t.co/cHes1FI0bB
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1/16
2016
I'm pretty certain the job description to be a recruiter reads: "Ability to read past experience for a candidate not required."
1/14
2016
@phooky @fbz much pumped
1/13
2016
The failed presidential hopeful in the family. (Pick your family... apparently there are options this time around).
1/11
2016
@openfly bulltshit. prove it.
1/9
2016
This morning @revrance passed. For anyone who didn't know him he was a gem of a human being, free with his feelings and welcoming to all.Heavens weep over the loss of @revrance today, may he finally have peace. We can only aspire to be half as awesome https://t.co/CI9ywvBM8P
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1/8
2016
Good job @SFBART. https://t.co/IurDlQbPOe
1/7
2016
@wintamute absolutely true. It blows my mind to see how folks react to rain.
1/6
2016
@lynxbat agreed, but elsewhere folks were still having a great time.... https://t.co/HOf51DRzQyNokogiri can kiss my ass
Retweeted by brianredbeardWelcome to California, where wet weather can royally fuck a transit system. https://t.co/1lLspko7Tf
1/5
2016
@strangnet @quayio FYI, from seeing the failure to dial on 192.168.1.1:53 it looks like you don't have a DNS resolver. Check that first.
1/4
2015
@wbm312 there in spirit.
12/30
2015
@draednaut @GiantEye @bcrypt @eqe @janmuenther just caffeinated. Now wandering.
12/28
2015
@mjg59 no there is a robot which coordinates putting multiple booz in a glass.Let the DJB drinking games begin. #32c3 @mjg59 I like that anyone would have an expectation otherwise.
12/27
2015
Of all the times the FBI decides not to violate someone's civil liberties, it's this? https://t.co/Ax0OOCku35
Retweeted by brianredbeard @lynxbat You're inspiring me to revisit a past project: https://t.co/HXGVGBpyMe
12/18
2015
@hypatiadotca Get me in contact with someone. I'm happy to help. ;) @vbatts Oh... and not GPG signed. KEWL DEWD. SOFTWARE FOR THE ENTERPRISE. @vbatts no changelog. internal git repo. no maintainer info. updating repo information with cron.... :facepalm:Worth $2.8b. Still can't create an RPM correctly.
12/17
2015
It's not that i can't run the exploit, but machines are good for menial tasks... like PS4 button mashing. https://t.co/PCWGyD542G
12/16
2015
@tristanbailey @coreoslinux One or two folks - https://t.co/5gNrcJ9Fbt & https://t.co/7aWameyuFT
12/14
2015
@gehrcke @coreoslinux Less "CoreOS", more "systemd". Here's a related discussion from 2013-06 - https://t.co/FasHs3SING
12/13
2015
@bradfitz @rakyll Great minds.... https://t.co/KaLfKhz6uS
12/11
2015
@jessysaurusrex in which you describe current mainframe security (with a dash of antiquarianism for good measure)Never get between a systems architect and their whiteboard.
12/9
2015
Roosevelt was a straight up OG. Politicians are Charmin soft these days. https://t.co/EscEg2ZPGx
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12/7
2015
I need to point out that while I just did post a photo of someone vomiting to @gdead's feed, I'm still a classy guy: https://t.co/VGVRlPTNpz @gdead Watch out. I know what happens next. Craziest part, was this was my commute home Monday. https://t.co/JNlepETJaW
12/4
2015
#TectonicSummit kick off with the one and only @brianredbeard (in a suit!) https://t.co/QMUHaaOQuJ
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12/2
2015
@joshuacstephens for a writer.. sure. You should see how often I obsess over infrastructure design. https://t.co/3oRDL5xIG4Reading this academic paper reminds me... The author may be smarter than me, but it doesn't mean they're correct.
11/23
2015
Well. Just learned that Google voice recognition recognizes "full stop". Nifty.
11/20
2015
It's great that ad technology is so awful that the primary ads I get are for things I actively make fun of.
11/19
2015
@craftcoffee do you have a "color code" for what the stripes mean? I'm trying to crack the code of which bags are dark/city/etc.
11/17
2015
Ready for Coin 2.0? If it's anything like their last launch even they won't be. https://t.co/YSuDEbMXBQ @patricia_dugan the one and only!
11/13
2015
@da3mon Enterprise Software ArchitectI had no idea https://t.co/w0J4c9k9NP got as much traffic as it does. Hopefully this is reflected in more contributions to the Linux Kernel!
11/12
2015
@gdead you mean you'll be free for a few hours until it's done downloading.
11/11
2015
@pdp7 @michaelossmann kindof... But even better. https://t.co/uRVBrxsA0mIt's true I usually get in without using any credentials at all https://t.co/qMAw1WXhKD
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11/10
2015
I don't always #kubernetes but I'm pretty certain I'll find a way to incorporate it. https://t.co/vv2yPd0kS3
11/8
2015
If you've got a better use of a Saturday than listening to @michaelossmann I'd like to hear it. https://t.co/lhF24jb7fJ
11/7
2015
I wouldn't say I meant that... But you could do worse. :troll: https://t.co/F0n1HEUSQK
11/5
2015
@dontrebootme more that now sign builders can get popups from both Microsoft and Apple.In the past we all laughed when this happened on Windows. Now we can all laugh when it happens on OSX. https://t.co/St7jeZgKWS @_gtank @flexlibris @craig_montuori I roll deep w/ librarians. Unfortunately none of them could land public sector jobs in the bay area. @mjg59 This is where we have the "cask of amontillado" moment and I tell you I'm a mason and pull out the trowel.Hmm... Looks like the same crypto keys ship on every switch made by this vendor. Good thing my moral compass is strongly magnetized. @PaulM @mjg59 Exactly my comments to @theholly about this earlier this evening.
11/4
2015
This is now the Greatest Cat Toy EVER. (According to my cat) https://t.co/a0vSV1Gcpk
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10/31
2015
Got a shot of Novocaine today for the first time in my life. Oh, so that's what I've been missing.
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10/29
2015
@openfly domo arigato @mjg59 now you just need the pinball machineWE GETTIN' https://t.co/HflLjHLMSM
Retweeted by brianredbeardHeadline: "People realize police are assholes; react." https://t.co/XnUZhiUfG7
10/23
2015
At least the robber barons of the last industrial revolution built libraries, rather than making vague threats(?) about them.
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10/22
2015
@Czajkowski and this was just punctuated by the @UPS driver trying to run me off the road at a merge entering a tunnel. @thegrugq @0xabad1dea the layered messages in this are positively outstanding.It boggles me in how little folks realize individualist behavior benefits neither the group nor themselves.
10/19
2015
@lynxbat Make sure you hold on to it. Some of roll prepared for just such occasions. :D @cps_rants @AdamOfDc949 +1
10/14
2015
@shmoosr isn't that just 100% of the bullshit i eat? /rimshot @fbz I was happy to crack open a bottle and have a wash of hops flow over my tongue.... also your Phở recipe for dinner.Possibly the greatest delight of travelling is drinking shitty pilsner then coming home to good beer (in this case a bottle of Blind Pig). @vbatts @slugbait Vacation while working at Red Hat. Work hard, play hard.Sorry Ladies.... The bearded warrior @brianredbeard is officially off the market! Congrats! http://t.co/ApfVubZmD7
Retweeted by brianredbeard @mjg59 @AlamedaCounty It goes beyond bad UX when 0 of my browsers will allow access because the security is such shit http://t.co/ohPBcVO7K9
10/10
2015
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