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brianredbeard @brianredbeard Oakland / DC / The open road.

hack on CoreOS / open sourcing everything. gentleman deviant, ex-president of hacdc, all around jerk.

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@termie The irony here is that it more than a couple burners live around here in RVsApparently the #comcastoutage is more on the roaming vagrants of Oakland. Seems a burning RV will take out the line. https://t.co/QVNmBO18nLI'm guessing I've got confirmation that my #comcastoutage isn't the customer premise equipment https://t.co/zVgcaARrqCIt's kindof brilliant that to check for a network outage @comcast wants you to log onto their site. https://t.co/EgJm4mvpyy.@RKadyrov My wife saw your cat at SFO on Thursday ... Is this your cat? #FindKadyrovsCat @LastWeekTonight https://t.co/wJcufHOgBA
5/24
2016
A great tragedy. I feel teaching is my calling and yet were I to do that (again) I would impact fewer people. https://t.co/FWsEg0b827
5/23
2016
@mjg59 First Edsel in space.God damnit capitalism.
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5/22
2016
@gpryzby Between that and albumen.... ungh.Awkward sales moments: Offering to take the vegan out for wings during happy hour. @mjg59 someone missed the conversation on delta packing and gc @johannes_mono #notmypopeAn unfortunate incident has left me beardless days before the CA/B Forum. Poor CAs: The beard was the source of my chill. Now I've got none.
Retweeted by brianredbeardI'm going to start responding to inquiries regarding the location of the Lost Horizon Night Market with the address to El Rio's back patio.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @karagates bah. It was a ringer, drawn up from the start. I prefer the psych elephant #OSCON https://t.co/grg2UOLzd7Exactly! Measurement of success is different for each project. Counting GH stars the least useful of all metrics. https://t.co/wvWlsIfBip
5/21
2016
That Microsoft clippy in the bottom right. Yes. Okay. https://t.co/AYPgisXQs1
Retweeted by brianredbeardThe #OSCON job board got filled up, just realized from an attendee that most companies didn't put *what* they need. https://t.co/gCm5EnmyHQ @rikkiends wwwwwqqLet me eat crow: talked to @cantbewong & co with @emccode about Polly, Rex-Ray, & RackHD, all fascinating. https://t.co/l0uVOO92oO
5/19
2016
.@Cyberious77 don't forget the queen of OSCON and the person who helped us pull this off, @rroumeliotis
Retweeted by brianredbeard @BobSummerwill Funny, you sent this too quickly for my followup, but between @termie and @evgenymorozov it's a similar principal.I'm looking forward to channeling @evgenymorozov as we argue about free software and opensource at #oscon2016.After my #OSCON talk, if you want to argue with me about it I'll be at the O'Reilly booth in the expo hall from 13:05-13:35.At #OSCON? Join me in 9 A/B at 11:55 while I wax poetic on the problems within open source and how we fix them.
5/18
2016
Most effective trolling: walk the #oscon expo hall and ask vendors about the projects they've open sourced. Hint: ::crickets::
5/17
2016
@bmogilefsky Speaking of, this is one of my favorite time killers. Requires actual planning (& no special perms) https://t.co/QBbjIaD36RIt's always a treat to get to talk shop with @barton808 https://t.co/grcXUHAs8K
5/16
2016
If you didn't know, @nostarch is a bunch of wonderful humans who care about the intersection of freedom & education https://t.co/zNYv8XwyKYHappy to be the first to tag the #OSCON jobs board on behalf of @coreoslinux https://t.co/k9vZSlomj0Flight to #OSCON was a study in how to spend your time. Me: 3½ hrs contributing to Buildroot, the guy beside me 3½ hrs on Candy Crush Soda.
5/15
2016
The best performance at #Eurovision was the one making fun of Eurovision.So much impressionism happening
5/14
2016
@benballjr Certainly, bug away! @benballjr Think of it as a cousin to https://t.co/QkjCNLmHv8 @rubin110 "Sir, did you pack this bag? At any time were you not in control of this bag?"Instant remediation of broken configs. Includes monitoring in config management. @purpleidea #CoreOSFest #mgmtconfig https://t.co/zyKu0Dtfs1
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5/13
2016
@benballjr Closing the loop... did you ever find the droids you were looking for? https://t.co/BtVzX9yH6wThat feeling when you realize after 5 minutes .git/info/exclude is globbing not regex https://t.co/FZZ5vDCUAL via @giphy
5/12
2016
Nothing says "i'd like to yolo production" like a request to integrate hubot with slack.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @vbatts the eagle has landed - https://t.co/s60vFXV6bS @quinnnorton sadly true. I blame @mjg59 for sucking me in. @quinnnorton but also in support of watching Russia lose their shit when a trans individual wins... Or they even have to interact with her.Thanks to everyone who came to #CoreOSFest. It was an honor to meet our great community members. My only regret is not meeting everyone 1:1.
5/11
2016
Brilliant. I try to check in on @lufthansa on my phone & makes me click a goddamn javascript button 300+ times to select to my birth date. @jeffgraySF @risar_ nailed it, along with "use our monitoring tool". As if we'd use that over continuing to develop @PrometheusIO.
5/10
2016
@ChrisSzimmerman If only. more "so.... I hear y'all got money. want to give it to my company?"Series B announced... and now the vultures descend upon my email.Watching @the1stein's insightful talk on dynamic etcd member management at #CoreOSFest https://t.co/zsib3hv8h4 https://t.co/5z03QQV25xGreat talk at #coreosfest. If you couldn't be here to see @lukeb0nd, catch the video later to learn about #rkt. https://t.co/eQlLPz4Gzl
5/9
2016
@wintamute :thumbsup: I approve of this highly.
5/8
2016
@dominicgs that's the ticket @dominicgs I managed to swing a gratis business first upgrade so things are getting better today. @dominicgs that's the one. UA901. Alas, I'm only in LHR for ~ 2 hrs on my way to @coreosfest.This SFO -> LHR flight on @united is looking to work out much better than expected. I likely won't have a meal, but I'll be able to sleep.I'll be in Berlin emceeing @coreosfest. I'm on Signal if you need me: BdFwdz1K7DK2757vxY+1OTL+V7b5jEndnvcFHZPEWc1e https://t.co/4bHorJhTYa
5/7
2016
Wonders: Is my pull request stagnating because the patches are rubbish or because the project is abandoned.... #impostorsyndrome
5/3
2016
@dc0de Basically any day but Monday (this week), next week I'm emceeing @coreosfest, week after presenting at @oscon.
5/1
2016
If CEO of Docker received one death threat, prosecution would be assumed. Thousands for her. nada. #Docker fail https://t.co/aqv5oOAbcW
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4/29
2016
Or many other teams! https://t.co/pMhjIDEPii @robynbergeron I wish there was a little broken heart button.Talk to me at #OSCON with gratis code SPEXPO. Includes events, All the Bots Day, Open Container Day + more https://t.co/tJ8JdQr087
4/28
2016
@mjg59 this *is* one of the retrofitted ones.... https://t.co/dGUmwz6Tsr...followed by the moment you realize you can no longer fly @united because they want you to bring your own device but not give you power. @xabean At 346 repos just in '~/Projects let alone the rest of '~' it spirals out of control. #theperilsofhavingallthesource 😁Those frantic, last minute "git pull" commands before you get on an airplane.
4/24
2016
@dyn___ FYI - https://t.co/PrAT3Ccvmg & https://t.co/GcHhiAMMPw (The reason for both /etc & /usr.. Following well documented standards).
4/21
2016
FUUUUUUNNGGGGG........ the moment when you realized that Johnny Mnemonic w/ @mjg59 was _last_ weekend. #fuckmylifeI believe the phrasing is "wish in one hand, shit in the other and see which fills up." https://t.co/7u8gHzICe5
4/19
2016
@slugbait especially runbooks. @eliot @car2go I believe in showing your work: https://t.co/Ft4qpL0fef @rubin110 @car2go Cause you know, that sha512 of my 40 char password takes so much more storage than the sha512 of my 10 character password.Bummer. Apparently @car2go has a maximum of 25 characters on passwords. #passwordfail #facepalm https://t.co/VHGpfCgJcz
4/14
2016
Intel plans to release SDK for writing SGX-protected apps on Linux in June. Interesting times on the horizon :) https://t.co/lBByKeyRxR
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4/13
2016
@brianredbeard my way was just made better listening to Paul Vixie talk about the "tyranny of the underbar""The original DNS system was run on two PDP-10s." - Paul Mockapetris, creator of DNS https://t.co/pOw3Ea77Yg @lynxbat just because we're becoming less of a start-up doesn't mean I should take any of the hats off does it? @munin danke!I recently took over as head of infrastructure at CoreOS. Easiest way to get on my shitlist? Cold calling to sell me your shitty SaaS app.
4/12
2016
@ChrisSzimmerman in the past 90 secs neoliberalism, trickle down eco, blogosphere, & Twittersphere. Someone just finished that survey course @furrygirl I feel like Jello is also sitting here telling me about how the slums have so much soul.Pretty amazing sitting in a beer garden in Oakland listening to white people commiserate on the plight of the underprivileged. @cnelson I disagree with the assessment "bad idea" @AFDudley0 I'm the emcee!
4/6
2016
I like being able to force old punk music on my team, in this case it's "The Great Clearing Off" from Philly - https://t.co/LesR7uY63OAs of https://t.co/cCHuTtmM5x, @coreoslinux is the first OS to publicly distribute known good PCR values for OS components
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4/5
2016
@nithyaruff there is a voodoo in Austin now too. Voodoo Doughnut V.
4/1
2016
Hot damn: @netmail, @openio, & @FastMailFM have been working on object storage support for Cyrus-IMAP - https://t.co/xH8OcIFOZc @frazelledazzell Looks like I need to push some more patches and clean this up a bit!
3/30
2016
@randomapi FYI, it doesn't look like your determinism is working (https://t.co/d9RUl0S7Ue isn't Mathew Weaver).I see @coreoslinux stories in my monthly print reads: @linuxmagazine & @linuxformat (feat: @mjg59 & @baronboulle) https://t.co/sGRoiSgCHI
3/27
2016
An Elite Eight Berth Is On The Line! @brianredbeard vs. @cpmahony https://t.co/hRxmL61Zdt #CUBEmadness https://t.co/WZFltBximE
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3/24
2016
In an airport bar, sitting next to the founder of a cloud solutions company. He may be the actual worst person I've ever met.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @openfly Choose your own wingnut. https://t.co/GBuYKRAPF1Tech news source @thecube has @sabdfl and I squaring off: https://t.co/xJjy5EmUyG in hot Linux on Linux action. #CUBEmadness
3/22
2016
Live in NY state? Support the development of open source software. Don't? Have your state draft something similar: https://t.co/JyMeii7w7K
3/19
2016
I know eyes are hard but #YouHadOneJob https://t.co/BeZm6j3Wxc
Retweeted by brianredbeard @brianredbeard Amen! Knowledge = not letting "economically-minded" elites have a monopoly on dialogue. They're often wrong.
Retweeted by brianredbeard @mjg59 way to get swoll.
3/18
2016
Hating capitalism doesn't mean you can ignore economics. cc @straightedge
3/17
2016

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